I have to confess, I am profoundly excited about something being sold by a company called Apple. This is deeply worrisome on many levels, but alas, I am powerless to stop the chain of events that are unfolding at this time in history. Therefore, I feel that I ought to at least ride the wave for what it's worth, since I can always hop off, or back on, later*. It's called the "touch".

Do I sense a pattern here? Regardless, it's already a trademark, of course, but that fact will no doubt be resolved with a cash settlement, allowing business to carry on as usual. And anyone who's touched it has pretty much said it's the greatest thing in the world.

So yes, I ordered one obviously, because I had to. And I have to wait now. But I found a nice little video that shows off what it is, and what it can do.

*later, meaning unlikely